Rumors about the Bright Outside (d6)
TableDI RB · p.124
Open source p.124No table.
| d6 | Rumor about the Bright Outside |
|---|---|
| 1 | The Bright Outside is home to the humanfolk. If you look different, they will ignore you at best, and at worst stone you to death. |
| 2 | They have strange bats out there. No one knows how high they nest because you can't see the ceiling. They call them birds. Not bards, birds. Birds sing too but bards are tastier. |
| 3 | The elves of the Bright Outside have their dungeons: the 'woohoodses.' They're terrifying, never dark enough, full of fluffy monsters and stinky, poisonous mushrooms they call 'floohers.' |
| 4 | If you run into regular-looking people out there, like bugbears or lizardfolk, don't trust them! Who knows what all that light has done to their brainmeat! |
| 5 | If forced to talk to humanfolk, just say "Aye, by saint Cuddybert!" or "I shall, your dukeness!" Or ask "How 'bout this weether now?" and just nod. |
| 6 | Clients are everywhere in the Bright Outside. Anyone could be a paladin or a wizard in everyday clothes! Stab first, that's my advice. |