Fascinating Parachronic Disasters

Roll 2d and consult the table below
whenever result 14 comes up twice in
succession on the previous table.
Several of these results assume living
cargo; reroll these if sending inani-
mate cargo.
Some of these results appear to vio-
late parachronic science. Many of
them have not happened to Infinity . . .
yet. A hazard associated with any such
event is the mob of researchers that
instantly appear – to take possession
of all equipment involved, and to
debrief all witnesses to within an inch
of their lives.